Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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