i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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