do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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