It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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