Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I intend to get homeless drunk
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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