I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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