Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
