I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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