Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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