YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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