I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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