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(817): View more from Texas

Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.

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(425): View more from Washington

she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great

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(904): View more from Florida

Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.

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(330): View more from Ohio

This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.

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