your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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