Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
it glows. i had to have it.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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