I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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