During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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