Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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