your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I look better un-naked...
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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