I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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