how can u be prego again
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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