He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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