Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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