I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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