How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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