This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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