Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
