There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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