check it out our google latitudes are spooning
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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