I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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