If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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