Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Too much gin, very little bucket
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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