Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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