Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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