I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize