he shaved USA in his pubs
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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