You're so nebulous sometimes
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
