Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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