Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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