we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Randomize
