your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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