my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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