Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Randomize