okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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