every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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