ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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