I'm drive I can fine osifer
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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