Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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