friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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