He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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