Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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