I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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