girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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