belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we have officially lost it.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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