i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
