its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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