just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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