How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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