Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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